"Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes!"

This band shouldn't work. We're a bunch of wildly different personalities who somehow rub off on each other. You could say we're a cheese-and-tomato fondue of personality!"
NME interview

"And we hope that when they hear it, you know, it'll make people get out of their cars and just go live life to the fullest!"
Talking about Famous Last Words - during the making

''Where can I get an Italian ice cream? We got one in the afternoon. That is what I would ask myself at the moment. I still keep thinking about the ice cream we had before.''

"I saw Courtney Love's butt, but then, who hasn't?"

"It's a slow one. Grab your girl... and then shoot her in the head. (laughs)"
[Talking about Early Sunsets over Monroeville]

"I wasn't popular at school. Thank God I didn't have a girlfriend or I would suck at guitar now."

"We were birth control." (On himself and Gerard Way in high school)

"Where would I be without my Red-bull?" (With a can Red-bull on his forehead)

(When asked what he would like to say to the people that call the band sellouts and their fans posers): "Fuck off. Seriously, if you like us, that's great, if you don't, more power to you. We're not forcing you to listen to anything we do."

Bob: Got a little reading material there, Ray Toro? *indicates porn magazine on floor* Ray: That's not mine! (Life on the Murder Scene)

"I hate my voice, I sound like a girl. I am in fact a male." (From a radio interview with WSOU)

"I tried sticking a piece of Runts candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out." (In the making of I'm Not Okay video)

"I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cellphone, you know, it's like, 'Hey what's up?' and they're like, 'Hey how's it going, man?' I'm like, 'You notice something's missing from the van?' And there's a silence, and they'll go, 'Aw shit!'" (Life On The Murder Scene)

"The song is celebrating someone's life. When someone passes, you should focus on all the good that that person has done, and try not to really think about the fact that they're not gonna be on this earth any longer, that they had an effect on you and your lives, and that's what you should take out." (Life On The Murder Scene, about the Helena video)

"Stop making us having sex with each other in your fanfictions!" (At a dose.ca interview, about fanfictions)

"I am a huge video game junkie. Anyone who knows me knows that." (Fuse interview, about comforts of home)

Q:If you were going to take a girl out to dinner anywhere, where would you take her?
Ray: Um, how about a nice picnic dinner, like in the park or something would be nice, you think? Frank: That's very Ray Toro.