Mikey quotes:

"So supposedly this is what happens when you die. If it does, I'm going to be really scared" -Mikey (on making of WTTBP)

"There's this vampire chick, and she's got, like, black contacts in her eyes. I have nightmares."--Mikey talking about Ozzy Osbournes 'Bark At The Moon' Video

"We all have very humble backgrounds and very geeky interests."

"Yeah, I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow." (from GOY)

"We all have very humble backgrounds and very geeky interests."

''Hello....Wa Are Yous Wearin?''
Kings Hall Belfast, November 17th 2007, when Gerard gave Mikey the mic.

"Like, I'll geek over...Like, I'll actively go to conventions to meet 80's wrestlers."
Austereo Webcats Podcast, Frank and Mikey Interview

''Regret is a sign of weakness. Besides, girls have cooties.''
When Spin magazine asked "Have you ever regretted a summer fling?"

''I found a $20 bill once.''
In response to the question "Have you ever gotten lucky on a beach?" from Kerrang! magazine

I came back and I was like "Oh ,shit!"
making of "Teenagers" talking about the extras beating them down

''When the number of people that's coming to your shows increases, the number of people waiting outside afterwards increases,” bassist Mikey told us. "Sometimes you can't do it because it's not safe. It's really all about the safety of the kids. Sometimes you'll go out there and kids will start rushing towards you or start climbing on top of each other and it's a situation where people can get hurt. Venue security and our guys assess whether it's safe to go out but we still do it as much as we can because those are the people that support us and keep us going. Without them we're nothing.''
On meeting the fans

''Everybody watch a video where Ray fails''
Talking about the Ghost of You music video on My Chemical Romance take-over

"I had to pretend I was dying for 45 minutes."
Talking about the video 'The Ghost of You'

''I could eat my body weight in sushi''

''I'm not sure if that's water or pee.''
Making the video for the song 'The Ghost of You'

''We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people.''

''We’re really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We’re like, "Yo, I’m only on half a fuck battery and I have a plane ride!"''

''Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me.''

''We played a gig there, back in April, in Dublin RDS. It was one of the best gigs I've played. EVER. The crowd was unbelieveable! I just love the Irish! I guess we have really devoted fans there too. I peaked out the curtain about ten minutes after the show ended. Most people had left, were trying to get out the door or at the merch stand. And there was these two girls, standing where they stood through the concert, crying, hugging each other. I guess they didn't want to leave. I actually saw them at one point during the show. They were crying and Screaming almost as loud as we were playing! They where Screaming, "MIKEY!" I think I've a couple of stalkers on my tail.''

''Yeah, I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow.''
Making the video for the song The Ghost of You

''Ashlee Simpson told me she had our CD''

''I don't chafe 'cause I don't have any feelings.''
Mikey, Gerard And Frank being interviewed on how they avoid chafing while wearing tight trousers and performing.

''It's the mantra of the band. Kids would say they were going to kill themselves, then they heard our music. It's great when you can impact someone like that. It's our mission.''
On Spin magazine interview.

''A Man Walks Into A Bar, And Says "Ouch".''
When Asked To Tell A joke

"Don't tape me straightening my hair!"

"I've been down with kickball since like the 3rd grade, man!"

"Who's that sexy beast?....Bob Bryar!"

"Yeah, well, I'm into lighters, 'cause that's just tradition."
(talking about lighters vs. cell phones after Ghost of You